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In Heaven, All Customers Will be Mute and All Servers Will do Their Sidework

Manager's Stories

I used to enjoy it when people from within the industry dined at my restaurant.  Not any more!  Mr. Birthday-Boy-Waiter came in and decided he would enjoy criticizing everything he saw.  Said things like "whoever made this Caesar, never met Caesar!"  He ordered his filet mignon rare, sent it back 3 times, come to find out he really wanted it "blue". Ran the server back and forth for one item at a time and made snide remarks to me, the manager.  What a loser!  Made me think that maybe he was a waiter at Der Wienerschnitzel.  Oh, and of course he was a lame tipper.  The server asked me if we should even bother singing happy birthday and I said yes we should because even #$@&*s have birthdays! --Anon.
 





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