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Dustin Hoffman

By Sharyn Gardner

In the beginning of the week, one of my hosts came to me and said, "Sharyn, I just took a reservation from Dustin Hoffman's secretary for Saturday night.  It's a party of 7 or 8 for dinner.  They are going to bring a mariachi band." 

Okay, I can take jokes, but this wasn't that funny.  "I don't believe you." 

"Really, I did."  

I think she was telling the truth.  "Well, we'll see when they get here, won't we," I said. 

A couple of days later, I happened to answer the phone when the "secretary" called back to confirm. "Hi, I just wanted to confirm a reservation for this Saturday night.  Hoffman, for 7 people." "Sure.  I have you down. It's a birthday?"  "Yes.  Mr. Hoffman's father-in-law loves Mexican food." "Well, we'll be ready." So, it was for real...

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I happened to be working in the kitchen that night.  What a bummer, I thought to myself, as I did my line check.  He was one of my favorite actors and I was stuck in the kitchen.  Just my luck!

We had arranged for their party to be on the patio, away from the rest of the crowd so that they would not be bothered by autograph hounds or star gazers.  But word came back to the kitchen that Dustin was talking with all of the customers and buying margaritas for everyone out there!  And, of course, having a couple himself!  

Apparently, the party was having a ball and their mariachi band was pretty good was really starting to wail.  At some point, Dustin decided he wanted to play with them.  The server came running up to me in the kitchen, breathless.  "Sharyn, Dustin wants a pot to use as a bongo drum to play with the mariachi band!" 

"You're kidding me?" I laughed.  "Well, ok..."  And we tried to pick out an appropriate kettle or pot for a mariachi band.  I picked out my biggest stock pot thinking that he was going to put it on the ground and bang on it that way.  Now, I had to see Dustin Hoffman jamming on one of our pots, so I asked another manager to cover, telling him that "Dustin needed me...now!" 

When I approached the Hoffman table, he immediately started laughing. "Nooooo, I need one that I can put between my knees...  You know, a bongo drum." 

"Oh.  Sorry.  I'll go get a small one," I replied.  I was somewhat star struck, and also quite amazed at the goings on around table 123!  There were people dancing, the band playing, every table had a pitcher of margaritas and in the middle of it all, there was Dustin Hoffman, laughing at me, telling me he needed a different kind of pot to bang on!

"Can I come back and pick one out," he asked. "Of course" I said.  I brought him back into the kitchen to pick out the perfect instrument.  He went through the entire shelf looking for just the right "bongo" and finally found one. "I'm going to use this one." 

"No problem, I just want it back when you're done." 

The line was getting a little backed up at that point and I had to jump behind and help out, so I didn't ever get to see Dustin wailing on my kitchen equipment.  From what I heard, he is a pretty good bongo player, but I bet the margaritas helped!  

As he left, the server brought back the check to me.  Dustin had left me a little note: 

"Sharyn-Thanks for the pot! --Dustin Hoffman".  

I will never throw that away... 


email:  sgardner@rhsmith.umd.edu

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